Question

What do these two lines say in english?

1.tu madre es tan grande como una estación de tren
2.tu madre es una vaca gorda

Answer 1

1. your mother is as big as a train station

2.your mother is as fat as a cow

3. This is not for school is it....

4. I am gonna screen shot the resoults so no one can come after me

Answer 2

1)Your mom is has fat has a train station

2)your mom is a fat cow