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There's a baked potato on a chair

My mother was just sitting there
I thought I heard in this room
Theres only one thing to assume
My mom has turned into a baked potato
I'm pretty sure potato transformations are fatal
The potato expert will be here soon
But he's just some scrawny Irish dude
My mom has turned into a baked potato
This saucer is wearing a wizard hat
Oh my God she's been cursed by a saucer-er
Hold on a minute is that my dad
My dad has been turned into a mashed potato and I think this one is medically worse
He was my favorite patriarch but now he's just a patri-staaaaaaarch​

User SchmitzIT
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Answer:

I just saw potato soo..

Step-by-step explanation:

A potato flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made...

(:

User ErTR
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