i had just finish my soup when out of nowhere a wagon pilot comes up to me and said "your rapid female mole has escaped again making a huge mud mess outside ." as confused as i was since me being a non pet owner of any sort i said "which one of your tiny pupil saw a mole playing in mud you must have got lemon in your eye may want to go take a look." the wagon pilot then went silent and to my surprise told me " ha you have been fooled there is no such thing as a wagon pilot and there was no dog i have come to your bathroom to take advantage of the music you are listening to on your toilet. even a baby would have found that out by now, you are quite an *****." after saying this the man walked out leaving not a trace