On a sunny but litter filled beach two seagulls were perching on a post. Making sure to be away from humans a tall and light gray seagull started a conversation with a short black and white seagull. "The beaches here sure are littered with junk". The short seagull responded, " They are, but between all this 'junk' humans leave behind their food." The light gray seagull looked around the beach but did not see any food, " Well I sure don't see any" The short seagull looked at him incredulously and said, " You have to look for it ,at least tell me that at least you know the three important rules." " Well sorry to disappoint you," the tall gull responded, " but I don't know them since I'm not from around here." The black and white seagull looked at him and told him, "Somebody needs to take you under their wing and teach you how to survive in these beaches, I'll do it but you need to listen." " The first rule is that you only take food from people that are not looking, the second rule is to stay away from pets since they can hurt you and the last and more important rule around here is to stay quiet when humans are around." Listening to him intently the gray seagull asked," But what if a human hears me speaking?" The black and white seagull starting to fly away just told him "Poop on them" while doing just so over a dumbfounded and disgusted human eavesdropper.