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The name's Polyphemus, and I'm a cyclops. As you can see, I am a gigantic being with one eye that feasts on human flesh. It is true that Poseidon and Thoosa are my parents, and that I am their supernatural offspring. After returning with my herd of big sheep, I did what I always do: I rolled the huge stone blocking the cave's entrance into place. When I realized there were men in my cave, I was both furious and thrilled. The second I saw them, I grabbed two, smashed them against the rocks, and ate them. Because I was so full, I ended up sleeping for a while after dinner.
Once again, I smashed two men into the rocks and devoured them for breakfast when morning came. After allowing my herd to exit the cave, I rolled the stone back in order to prevent the humans from escaping. Later that day, I returned and feasted on two more human beings. One of the humans surprised me by offering me a glass of what he called wine, and it was great. When I inquired as to his identity, he simply replied, "No man." The name is quite distinctive. Because of the wine I drank, I slept like a baby.
At some point throughout the night, I woke up howling because something hot and pointy had been pressed against my eye. When my cyclopean neighbors wondered who this to me had done, I told them, "No man." Because of my strange name, they were confused and went home laughing. Once I was certain that no humans were riding on their backs, I released the flock of sheep out of the cave the following morning.
Sometime later, I heard a ship leave, and the human cried that his name was not "No man," but "Odysseus." He took great satisfaction in having duped me and was really proud of himself. As a result of his carelessness, I now know his true identity and may report it to my father, Poseidon.
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