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CREATE YOUR OWN PUN, I need 2 puns for English ASAP example; bark- means a part of a tree and a sound a dog makes. Pun- the dog is barking up the wrong tree?
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CREATE YOUR OWN PUN, I need 2 puns for English ASAP

example; bark- means a part of a tree and a sound a dog makes. Pun- the dog is barking up the wrong tree?

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Tissues can't tell jokes--

Because they have a dry sense of humor!

What did the ketchup say to the refrigerator when somebody opened the door?

"Hey close the door! I'm dressing!"

If i could rearrange the alphabet--

I would put U, and I together!

Um.. I think there's something wrong with my phone..

It doesn't have your number on it.

I wish I was cross-eyed--

So I can see you twice!

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning--

but I mist it! ... I guess I'll dew it tomorrow!

LOL CRINGE

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