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Tell me any five puns

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1. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

3. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case

4. How do you throw a space party? You planet

5. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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