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When will my dad come back from getting milk from?

User Mooreds
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Answer:

Depends On a few things

Step-by-step explanation:

If your father is

  • a bum
  • a bad father
  • has a second family in Ohio living an alternative lifestyle
  • is secretly batman and has gotten into an accident

He may never come back

If you are

  • not his child
  • synthetically made from a clone of his deceased loved ones
  • Robotic copy of the lost son he had recruited to be robin, but died fighting the joker

He may have had a mental breakdown and my never come back

Either way, he's not a great dad, but I'm sure you are loved by the people around you. And if you have no one, ill be your friend :)

User Oren Mazor
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Soon. It’ll be okay he will come back soon. Hope you’ll enjoy the milk.
User Elliott Frisch
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