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QUICK someone say something funny . . It's my bedtime and I can't stop crying

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Step-by-step explanation:

A professor was traveling by a boat. On his way, he asked the sailor, "do you know biology, zoology, geography, physiology?" The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: "What the hell do you know on this Earth? You will die if illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking. The sailor asked the professor, "Do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?" The professor said no.

Sailor: "well, sharkology and crocodiology will eat your assology, headology, and you will dieology because of your mouthology"

whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

it takes patience to listen...it takes skill to pretend you're listening..

light travels faster than sound, that is why someone appear bright until they speak..

so dont you dare to cry again..♡

User Jack Malkovich
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Answer:

man sold tv to buy remote man

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