Thy matriarch
I fornicated thy Matriarch yestereve. I must articulate, thy Matriarch displays a particularly geriatric physical nature, in which she is exceptionally imperturbable to acrimonious axioms relating to the loathsomeness of her physical nature.
I encroached my gargantuan phallus within thy matriarch's orifice so obdurately, that I seemed to have invoked her to convalesce from her dementia. She enunciated her satisfaction through loud lamentation in the presence of thy patriarch.
Thy patriarch enacted an endeavor to discontinue my commerce by virtue of thy matriarch through the likes of a scrimmage as a counterreaction. However, his tactics were inefficacious compared to my pharaonic conversance in the field of scrimmage. I captured his neck and pulverized his cranium due to his attempt to subdue me.
Conventional anglo-linguistic forms are inherently restrictive in regards to the portraiture that I am attempting to produce, so I will do it in the form of an Asian foreign language, as to convey as much astuteness, and constituency as possible.
我在打架時踢了你爸爸的屁股，我狠狠地操了你媽媽，她治癒了她的癡呆症哈哈哈哈哈哈哈