It happened at about nine-o-clock last night. I'd just come home from the movies. Ad my car approached the house, I saw a shadowy figure moving among the bushes in my front yard. I was terrified I stayed in the car all night. I must've dozed off at around 4 in the morning. When I woke up it was about 9 in the morning. All the traffic going to work must have woken me. I started up the car and drove it into my garage.
Why is this story not true?