What are what ? The members of Congress ? The lobbyists ? The benefits ? . . . The benefits may include restaurant meals, football tickets, donations to your favorite charity, a neck rub, a puppy, Sunday afternoon on Chesapeake Bay on my boat, a fifth of 10-year-old Scotch, an in-depth discussion of social and economic issues with a beautiful business-woman, or anything else that's either legal or can be given without getting caught.