Question

HELPPP!!1 In this assignment, you will write a story about how different foods travel through the digestive and excretory system from the mouth to the anus. Pretend that you are a food, such as pizza, traveling through the digestive system. Explain what happens to you (the food) in the digestive tract from the time you are placed in the mouth until you exit the body. What do you see along the way? What happens to you at each part of the journey? Make your story creative and fun.

Answer 1

Here is my essay:

Hello, my name is Patrick the Pizza Pirate, something very strange happened today. I was eaten by a giant beast, I'm going to tell the story…

I was Going about my day when all the sudden I was taken by a human, I started the journey in the mouth. Getting smashed by teeth until I was chewed up. Next I went down this giant tunnel called the pharynx, I then entered this giant pool of acid called the stomach. I was then grinded into a paste, then was thrown into another tunnel called the small intestine.

I got a little dizzy going down into the large intestine, I was surrounded by bacteria that took my nutrients. I then turned into a yellow liquid paste. I took on my final form, a stool. All the sudden a was shot out of the anus into a giant white bowl. I got covered in this white paper, the last thing I remember was getting really dizzy and wet. Now I'm forced to spend my lifetime in the sewer.

BEWARE OF GIANT HUMANS.